Thursday, June 13, 2013

See You In The Morning, Part 3

     David was now standing next to the fireplace mantle in his master bedroom and holding a framed photograph of his lover.  He looked over to Charles and said,               “We had been set up, you know.”  
     Charles smiled sadly in response.  “Miss Elizabeth Marie Beaupain.  She was the best, cunning old woman that she was.  I still miss her.”
      David wrapped the frame with some bubble-wrap and paced it gently in the “objects box.”  “It was her eyes,” he remarked, “those big brown doe eyes of hers.  They could sparkle with all the charm and feigned innocence the South could muster, or burn you like coals.”
      Charles laughed, “Jesus save us from the coals!”
      “And that bright red hair of hers!  You know, Charles, that as Boops got older her hair color got brighter and redder.  She was not one to disappear into old age.”
    Thinking about her and acknowledging her absence had put David in a pensive mood.  “She sure loved us.”
      Charles added, “I think she loved you more.”
     “No, Sweetheart, Boops loved us both the same.  She just felt sorry for  me getting shacked up with you is all.”
     “Very funny, David,” Charles pouted.  “She was right about one thing:  we did belong together.”
      “Still do,” David added.  “Always will.”
    Charles stood up, moved closer to David and very solemnly declared, “What Betty Boops has joined together let no man put asunder.”
     Both of them said “Amen” at the same time.  Charles kissed David very lightly on the lips.  David held the position in an attempt to extend the moment, but Charles returned to sorting clothes, grinning as he recalled what had happened in the gazebo.  “You know, David, I’ll always remember what a nervous-Nell you became when you realized in the middle of doing me in Boops’ new and very expensive gazebo that we were being watched.”
     This memory restored a smile to David’s face.  “I was just about to climax when the Tiger Woman appeared in the doorway.

. ~ .

    “Well, thank God for sex!” Boops exclaimed.  “With all the yelling and gruntin’ and groanin’ out here I was afraid you boys didn’t like my little gazebo.”  She paused to enjoy the scene.  “However, I see you like it just fine―though it seems to be a bit tight,” she commented slyly, clearing enjoying the double entendre. Boops always had to cross her t’s, so she explained, “I meant the room.”  She laughed at her own joke as she continued, “Jeannette, pull your dress down, Honey.  Nelson, you put that lethal thing away and zip-up before I forget I’m a lady.  Y’all come back to the house when you’re decent. The costume contest is about to commence,” she explained as she disappeared as quickly as she had arrived.
     “Oh, man!” Charles shouted when he thought she was out of earshot.
    “I know.  I can’t believe Boops saw us.  I am so sorry, man!” David apologized as he straightened out his costume.  “Damn it!” he sighed.
     “What’s the matter?” Charles asked.
     “Nothing.  Sorry.”
     Charles noticed David rubbing his pants and figured what had happened.
“Stop saying you’re sorry, David.  That was so hot!”  
    At that point there was nothing for Charles to do but to kiss David with enough passion to guarantee a repeat performance.  So that’s exactly what he did.


Wednesday, June 12, 2013

See You In The Morning, Part 2

       It’s Halloween seven years ago at the Beaupain house on Magazine Street.  It was a large, but simple house on a corner lot with a veranda that greeted passers-by from either street.  There was a generous sitting area of the master bedroom on the second floor, but certainly not what one would think of as antebellum, unlike David’s home within walking distance on Prytania. The simpleness of the exterior was the perfect foil for the exuberant resident.  For Halloween, the house was dressed in bright lights and bold Mardi Gras colors much like the sea of people in costume, mostly gay men with about a fourth as many women.  The hostess adored gay men and built a circle of friends that was almost exclusively so.  She was a woman of style and low, drag queen humor.  She held regular salons which featured some of the brightest minds and talents in New Orleans.  They provided networks for artists to find patrons, or something more as well as a place where works in progress could be safely presented as a sort of try-out.  There were novelists and playwrights, stand-up comics and drag queens, even painters and sculptors were given a chance to display their latest work.  Then of course, there were handsome men who appreciated the arts without being inclined to create it.  These were men whose charm and endearing personalities gained them admission.  Charles and David were among this group.
      The two men were in line at one of the serving stations to get a cocktail when Boops approached them.
      “Well, boys, is this enough tiger for you?” she asked in her singular seductive manner to get a compliment.
     “If that’s all you have, Boops,” Charles, a twenty-something in the most curious drag Boops had ever seen, commented trying not to smile, “it will have to make do.”
      “You bitch!”  Boops protested.  Turning to the  man at the bar, she implored, “David, my older and wiser friend, you like my costume, don’t you?  You know who I’m supposed to be, don’t you?”
     David chuckled.  “Actually, Boops, I was just thinking how odd it is that you would throw a costume party and not dress up yourself!”
Boops’ face fell in disappointment and insult.  “Oh, you!  You’re worse than he is.  He may be too young to know better, but David, you?  I just knew you’d get it.  I’m Cher, mon cherie!”
    “Cher?” Charles was incredulous as he reached for Boops’ cocktail.  “That’s it, Boops, no more alcohol for you!”
     “Young man, I’ll thank you to keep your hands to yourself unless you want to grab something other than my glass.  I didn’t mean Cher as Cher, Twinkie!  I meant Cher as her television character Laverne.  Remember her show after she and Sonny split?” Boops asked with the hope of justifying her outfit.
       David paused for a moment before replying.  “Sure, Boops.  I remember now.  God, I had forgotten how hard that divorce was on her.”
      Boops was astounded and shook her head in disbelief.  “You two are quite a pair!  Smart-alecks, that’s what you are, with no appreciation of pop culture.  I suppose I better introduce you two so that you can get away from me.  David, I want you to meet my lovely friend, Charles Jeannette MacDonald.  Charles, this handsome and virile Nelson Eddy impersonator is my beloved David.  The two of you belong together.  I do declare you have the tackiest costumes at the party.”
       Now it was David’s turn to be astonished.  “That not what you said, Boops, when you phoned.  I remember you quite clearly and enthusiastically instructing me to dress as Nelson Eddy.  ‘It will be classic,’ you said.”
     Charles quickly added, “Boops, you know full-well you told me that doin’ Jeanette MacDonald drag would be a highlight of the party.  This was all you idea!”
Boops raised her chin as she braced her shoulders and stiffened her back.  “Here in the South, gentlemen, a lady’s words are nevah quoted back to her; especially where there has obviously been a gross misunderstanding, and I do mean gross in the most kind sense of the word.  The very idea of accusing your hostess of such a trick!”
     As a means to escape, David offered his arm to Charles saying, “May I escort you to the garden, Miss MacDonald?”
    “Now see, Charles, what a charmin’ gentleman my friend David is?”  Boops asked gleefully.  “Now off with y’all before I remember I hate you both for reminding me I’m old enough to remember who Jeannette and Nelson were!”

     As the men turned to leave, Boops added, “Be sure to check out my new gazebo.  It was very expensive.”

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

See You In the Morning, Part 1

Here's a story for you involving the paranormal I think you might like. It will be a series within this series so you can read it on the go. It's called See You In The Morning.    

     The sound of rain pelting the glass of the bedroom windows can bring the sleeper to the edge of consciousness without actually awakening him.  It insinuates itself into the dream.  In this case, David was dreaming that he was in the intensive care unit of Tulane University Hospital standing next to the bed of his comatose lover, Charles.  The rhythm of the rain became the beeping of the various monitors and life support machines.
    “Charles Dupres, if you leave me now―” he was whispering in his sleep as he became aware of the rain.  Instead of rousing him to check open windows, Charles only snuggled into his bed more deeply and pulled the covers tighter under his chin.  As he reached across the bed for Charles there was the crash of french doors either blowing open in the wind or slamming shut.  He didn’t know which, but the sound combined with Charles’ absence to shock David awake with a shout, “Charles!”  as he sat straight up.
    “I’m right here, Babe.  The storm blew the doors open and I got up to close them.  It’s alright, but I had thought these doors were locked.  Anyway, it’s time to get up and get moving.  We still have a lot of packing to do.”
     David only laid back down and murmured, “Ten more minutes.  Come back to bed,” and started to dose off.
    “There’s no time for that now, David.  Don’t you know it’s already noon?” Charles asked impatiently.
    “It can’t be that late.  It’s still dark outside, so come back to bed,” David pleaded.                                Listen, Sleeping Beauty, do you hear that?  It’s rain.  There’s a storm outside.  That’s why it’s dark.  Now c’mon. You slept through breakfast and nearly through brunch.  It’s your turn to cook and I’m starving,” Charles complained.
     ‘You’re always hungry, Charles.  Come back to bed.  If I’m Sleeping Beauty then you must be the Prince who kisses me awake,” David counters.  Then in a voice that a parent would use to entice a child or a puppy into doing something he added, “ I have something for you to nibble on right here and it won’t make you fat.”
     “Only because I’m not a girl,” Charles retorted.  “Otherwise, you’d use that thing to keep me barefoot, chained to a stove and getting bigger by the day!  Now get up and get dressed so we can pack up the rest of the things going to the new house.  This was all your idea, so get moving.  Pronto!”
     “You’re not coming back to bed, are you?” David pouted.
     “Wow, David!  We should get you on Jeopardy!  You’d win a bloody fortune!  No, I’m not coming to bed and you’re not staying in it,” Charles reiterated as he pulled all the covers completely off the bed  and tossed them into a laundry basket.
     “Oh, alright,” David moaned as he turned over onto his back revealing his reason for wanting Charles to lay with him for a while.  “You see what you’re missing, don’t you?”
     “Yeah, yeah, yeah, one note Johnny.  I see it.  Take a cold shower and the swelling will go down and you’ll be right as rain.  We don’t have time for that.  We have things to do, and you have somewhere to go.”
     “Alright!  I’m up; I’m up!  You’re missing out on the chance of a lifetime.”
     “Work first, play later.  Isn’t that what you always told me?”
     “At times like this, Charles Dupres, I could really hate you.  Can you at least make some coffee?”
     “You know I can’t to that, David.”
     “Why not?”
     “Because you gave Ella the day off, remember?”
     “What does that have to do with you making coffee?”
     “Ella is how I’ve always done it.  If you want coffee, you’ll have to make a phone call somewhere that has someone to bring us some.”
     “Oh, you want coffee now, too?” David asked with an edge of feigned irritation.
     “Well, if you’re going to ask someone to bring some over, we might as well make it worth the trip, don’t you think?  But, if you want to have someone go to all the trouble of fetching a single cup of coffee, then I’ll be content to take a sip of yours.”
     David pulled on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and started to walk out of the room.  When Charles asked him where he was going, David replied, “Well, one of us has to brew some coffee, so I guess that means I’m going to the kitchen.  Anything else, m’lord?” he asked with a flourish and a bow.
     Charles grinned and said, “I don’t suppose there might be some Eggs Benedict to be had, would there?”
     The look on David’s face told Charles to not hold his breath.  Coffee and maybe some toast was all the kitchen would provide this morning.  David made his way through boxes and rolls of bubble wrap, wardrobe cartons and piles of clothing and stuff and turned back to look at Charles when he reached the doorway.  “Since I’m playing Ella, why don’t you snap your fingers like Mary Poppins and make all this stuff disappear into their proper containers while I’m gone.
     “This is all yours, Dear Heart.  I’ll help of course, but you have to decide what to keep and what to get rid of.”
     “No, this can’t possibly be all mine!  You’re the fashionista in the house.”
     “Well, it all came out of your closet.”
     “Exactly which closet would that be, Lover Boy?”
     “The one right there,” Charles stated as he pointed to the walk-in closet in the bedroom they shared.
     “Honey, you moved me into the guest room closet years ago.  These things are all yours.”
     “David, let’s not get petty, dividing things up as mine or yours.  What’s the difference?  We wear the same size and we both wore it all,” Charles explained and then paused to survey the mess.  “Why did you ever allow me to buy all this?”
     David’s jaw dropped in utter amazement.  “Let you?” he inquired.  “Honey, I love you, but no one says no to you.  Besides, Camille, you were simply going to die if you didn’t have it.  So it made my life easier―”
     Charles cut him off saying, “You make me sound like some spoiled little monster!”
     David smiled and put his arm across his boyfriend’s shoulders.  “I’m all about making you happy, Honey.  I never called you a little monster.”
     Charles’ hands flew to his hips, “Oh, so you think I’m spoiled?  After all this time, truth raises its ugly―”
     “My God, you are the drama queen!  The only way I have ever said no to you was with a gasp of astonishment.”
     “What’s that suppose to mean?” Charles pressed.
     “Okay, for example: you come home from work in a foul mood.  I ask how was your day?  You respond by saying something like, ‘You’ll never believe what that bitch had me do today!’  And then you proceed to relive it.  I respond by gasping ‘No!’”
     Charles laughs and replies, “The Emmy for Best Ham Actor goes to―”
     David jumped in exclaiming, “Emmy?  I was better than anything on television.  I want a Tony!”
     Charles condescendingly agrees, “Of course you were better than television, Darling, until we got deluxe cable!”
     David picked up a Waterford vase and holding it like an award statuette, “In that case, I’d like to thank all my adoring fans.  All of the little people out there―”
     “Oh, my God, Norma Desmond lives!” Charles declares.     
     “Be quiet, you!  It’s my award and I get to give my speech.  Now where was I?  Oh, yes.  I was about to thank all of you out there in television-land  sitting in the dark, though I don’t know why you wouldn't turn on a light.  That’s hard on your eyes, people.  I’d especially like to thank my partner, Charles, without whom I wouldn't be sorting through all this shit!”
     “There you go again, Ricky Ricardo, blaming me for every little thing that went a little off plan.  Do you really blame me for―?”
     “Shut up about that!” David snapped.  “Just shut up about that.  I don’t blame you for everything and certainly not about that!” He paused to look at his lover’s hurt facial expression.  “I’m sorry, my love.  I shouldn't have snapped at you like that.  I’m sorry if you thought I held you responsible for everything, for anything at all.  Certainly, you have suffered enough without me adding to it.”
     “Thank you, David.  I will rest in peace tonight,” Charles joked as he spotted a really garish dress and held it up to Charles.  “You surely don’t expect me to believe this is part of my trousseau, do you?”
     “What is it?  Let me see what you’re talking about.”  David examined the garment in question and a broad smile rolled across his face.  “Yes, that is yours.  It’s what you were wearing the night we met.  I’m hurt you don’t remember it.”
      “David, we already handed out all the awards.”  
      “Don’t you remember, really?  That’s your Jeanette MacDonald drag.  Our first Halloween party together?  We met at Boops’ costume party!  I was dressed like Nelson Eddy as a Royal Canadian Mountie.  That rig has got to be here somewhere.”
     David disappears into the walk-in closet and emerges with the costume, offering it to Charles for inspection.  “Remember now?  Boops introduced us that night.”

Monday, June 10, 2013

Lesson in the Synchronicity of Disappointment

     On Saturday, I went to a card shop looking for a particular birthday card. I left there empty-handed and disappointed. At the corner, a young woman approached me with a professional camera hanging from her neck and said she is a casting director would like to submit me for a bridal photo shoot as the father of the bride. The gig will pay $1000 for a two-day shoot. I agreed, she ...snapped some photos, noted my contact info and handed me a printout about the job.
     If the shop had had my card, I would have been inside waiting in the line to pay when this opportunity walked by. I may not be selected, but it was a lovely compliment just the same. Oh, and by the way, that morning I purchased some marigolds for my kitchen window which according to Feng Shui brings money into the house. So if not this opportunity, another will come my way.
   Sometimes, Disappointment visits us, but we do not have to let it stay for very long. A surprise is waiting to take its place.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Premonition or Precognition

     Premonition and precognition are two words people often mistakenly interchange. Premonition is a sense of something about to happen; anticipation of circumstances arising in the future without reason for thinking so. Premonition is a feeling which can and often does prove to be wrong. Precognition is knowing certain things will come to pass. This knowledge is the result of having seen circumstances played out or having lived through the exact situation before in some other dimension. The memory imprinted on the subconscious rises when the lesson is needed, like opening a jar or the impulse to stop at a green light as a car out of nowhere speeds through the red light. Precognition is what we consider prophecy. The precognitive is able to give precise details. Premonition depends heavily on synchronicity to come true or not. Basically, this is the difference between a true psychic and a storefront fortuneteller.
     
        
     

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

A Captivating Woman

 Here's a story from the paranormal for you.

     While spending the Summer with her aunt, a young English woman made the habit of going for an afternoon walk and stopping at a particular cafe for her tea. It was a quaint room filled with simple chairs and tables with white linen cloths, as one would expect. The walls were lined with shelves that held all sorts of bric-a-brac, again, as one might expect in such a place. This was a popular place with the villagers and so one might see just about anybody from bankers to nannies or ladies maids with the mid-week afternoon off.The oftener the young woman visited, the more familiar the faces of the other patrons became even though she had no idea who the people were.
     There was one woman who always sat in the corner near the window. She always read a newspaper and spoke to no one Even though the young woman thought she was quite beautiful, no one else in the place seemed to notice her. Not even the servers ever approached her or brought anything to her table. The woman was left quite on her own. The young woman thought this very odd and became curious. One day as the woman left, she smiled at the young woman as she passed her table. The young woman said good afternoon, but there was no reply.
     The following week, the young woman decided to follow the woman to see where she went when she left the cafe. Once again, the woman smiled at the young woman as she passed, but didn't speak. The young woman waited for a count of ten and then left to follow this mysterious woman.
     She spotted the woman heading north out of the village and hurried to catch up to her, but at a distance. The woman seemed to realize she was being followed and slowed her pace so the young woman could keep up. When they reached a ridge overlooking the town the woman sat down on a bench that was there. She extended a hand for the young woman to sit with her.
   From a vantage of several yards away, a young man who was smitten with the young woman looked on. Even though it was a very picturesque spot, he wondered why the two women had walked so far from the village.
     The young woman in the meantime had read the inscription on the large monument stone in front of their bench. It was inscribed with her name, but wind and rain had apparently erased anything else that might have been written on it. A single tear trailed down her cheek. The other woman then spoke. "It's time, you know." The young woman nodded in agreement.
   As the hopeful suitor watched on, the two women suddenly disappeared in a mist. Just as suddenly, the young man sat up in his bed. 

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Vardøger, Teacher and Guide

    The Norwegian word vardøger describes the ghostly or spirit double of a person or even an animal. I use it here rather than the German word doppelgänger which describes a similar spirit likeness, but with a mischievous or malevolent predisposition.
    I often see a friend's or a relative's vardøger whenever something significant has happened to them, or else they have something they urgently want to tell me. Sometimes when I make a phone call to the person I am greeted with, "I was just thinking about you."
   More recent experiences with this phenomena centered around someone I was in love with who had left only to return and then leave again. The vardøger served as a kind of early warning signal so that I had time to plan my response.
    Animal vardøgers come to me when I need comfort or protection. In these times, spirit dogs or wolves arrive to walk with me outdoors, or to curl up with me on my bed as I sleep. Perhaps they are pets from the other dimension I live in.
    Perhaps in some other world  we play out the alternatives to choices we make here. Being open to seeing such clues, we are able to move forward in our lives without regret. Perhaps we also miss some of the pitfalls.