Arriving
home from work early, David called out, “Charles, I’m home. Honey, are you here?” He turned on a couple
lamps in the darken living room as he proceeded to the bedroom.
“David? I’ll be right there.”
“If
you’re in the bedroom, stay where you are.”
David moved faster than he spoke and was turning on the bedroom light
before Charles had time to respond.
“Whoa! What’s going on,
Charles? Who is this?” David demanded as
he tried to take this all in. “Never
mind, “ he shouted. “I don’t give a
shit!” Approaching the stranger he
tossed him some clothes he pickup from the floor and threw them at the guy.
“You! Get dressed and get out of my
house!” David watched as the panicked
young man scrambled to get dressed and ran out of the room. When David heard the front door open and slam
shut he re-directed his attention to Charles.
“I can’t talk to you right
now. I’m going for a walk. I don’t know how long I’ll be gone. I don’t even care whether or not you’re here
when I get back.”
Charles
was crying. “Please, David. I can explain. Please don’t hate me. Let’s talk.
Please don’t leave,” he pleaded.
“I
already told you. I cannot talk to
you. I cannot stand the sight of
you. If I were you ― I thought we had
something here!” David ran out as
Charles flung his body to the floor and cried inconsolably.
The
next thing David knew, he was sitting with Boops in her living room. Boops had poured them each a scotch. “David, I don’t know what to say. I was afraid something like this might
happen. Remember? I asked you how you would handle a broken
heart. Charles loves you, in his own
way. I have no doubts about that. You know that’s true, don’t you?”
David
looked like the air had been sucked out of him.
“I don’t know what I know or what to believe anymore, Boops. All I can think of is walking into our bedroom and finding him with some
other guy in our bed. God damn him, Boops, if he was going to cheat
on me why did he have to bring it into our home?”
Boops
sipped her drink. “Knowing Charles, he probably thought this was about
being honest. I don’t mean to pry into your
personal business, David, but had you ever talked about having a ménage a trios?
“One
time he mentioned that he knew other couples who did it sometimes. They told him it made their relationships
better. I told Charles I didn’t think I
could handle it. He asked me to think
about it. I told him I would, but it was
never brought up again.”
“There’s
your answer, David. Charles probably thought that if he went ahead and set it
up, you would go along with it, and possibly have a good ol’ time. Have you never had a threesome before?”
“Sure,
Boops, but not with anyone I was in love with.”
Boops
took a thoughtful sip of scotch and then asked very sensitively, “Did you enjoy
it, David?”
“Of
course, but that’s beside the point, Boops.”
“No,
David, that is precisely the point.
Sometimes sex is simply about the pleasure. It’s playful and not concerned with any
sentiment. Why do you think it is that
you could have fun with some guys you didn’t care about ―who I’m guessing you
most likely didn’t even know― but you can’t get into the same mindset with
Charles plus one, or three?
“Because,
Boops, Charles is the only man I desire.
He is the only man I need. I
thought he felt the same about me. I
know he often does things without taking the time to think them through. He’s like a pup sometimes, but I thought ―.”
“David! You keep prattlin’ on about what you
thought. What do you feel? Do you still want him? Did this endless love you profess have a
stroke and die just like that? she asked with a snap of her fingers.
“Honey,
I have loved that guy since the Halloween night we met at your party.”
Boops
saw the pain and pleading in her friend’s eyes.
“In that case, David, you have to find a way to deal with this and move
passed it. This is chapter two of your
fairytale, David. You decide how the
story continues or if this is the end.”
Boops paused here and drew back in her chair. “Let me ask you this, David. If you had a puppy that messed on one of your
beautiful carpets, would you send him to the pound?”
“Of
course, not, Boops. I’m not a heartless
ogre for chrissakes!”
“So
you’d keep him and train him to do better.
Is that right?”
“Right. It just takes patience and discipline,” David
replied.
Boops
smiled one of her wicked smiles.
“Discipline, huh? That sounds
like something requirin’ black leather now, don’t it?”
David
was finally smiling again. “Boops! You’re awful!
Wise and wonderful to be sure, but awful! I believe there are a lot of martyrs in
Heaven eager for your arrival. How did
you get to be so smart?
Boops
rose to fetch the scotch bottle and poured herself and David another
drink. “I’m older than you for one
thing. For another, I had some help. Charles phoned to tell me he had really
messed up and hurt you very badly, so I should expect your imminent
arrival. I had time to go through my bag
of tricks.” She put her fingers to her
lips, and said, “Sorry, I guess that was a poor choice of words. Think about it, David. You two deserve each other. You both show up in the tackiest Halloween
costumes, not to mention the trashy behavior in other people’s gazebos.”
“You’re
absolutely right, my Darling. I think I
know a way of giving the Prada Princess exactly what she has coming to
her. She wants spice? I’ll warm her up! Do you think that leather shop a few blocks
from here is still open?”
Playfully
Boops said, “God, I don’t know, David.
Second Skin is only the
leather shop in the Quarter and it’s not even nine o’clock yet. What do you think? Get your butt over to Saint Phillip Avenue
right now! Buy something divinely butch
and then get home and commence obedience school. Do you want
me to come with you? I adore that
shop!”
“No,
Boops, I’ll be fine on my own. I
certainly don’t want those guys thinking I have to have my mother pick out my gear
for me. They’d think I’m a bottom.”
“Oh,
yes! Remember to buy a cap. The guy with the cap is the one in
charge. I wish you’d let me go with you,
but I understand. If you see a guy that
looks like a bald member of the Village People, that’s Frank. Tell him Boops sends her love and he should
come around to see me.”
David
stood up to leave and gave his friend a hug.
“Thank you, Boops. I don’t know
what I’d ever do without you.”
“That’s
what I’m here for, David. Call me in the
morning. I want a full report!”
Later
that night, David arrived home in his newly acquired dominator drag. When Charles heard the front door open, he
came running downstairs. “David, you’re
home!” he cried. “You’ve come back!”
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